I love teaching. I love learning something new every day. I especially love spending time with my students. But there are times I find myself saying the strangest things. When I reflect on these things at the end of the day, they make me laugh. These kids make me laugh. I’m sure my fellow teachers can agree! So here are the funniest things I’ve said as a teacher here so far:
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Stay tuned for the funniest things kids have said to me here so far.
(For background on any of these, email me.)
- Take that basil out of your nose.
- (Calmly) Drop the dead mouse and wash your hands.
- Don’t lick the paper off the floor.
- Quick, throw the beanbag on the spider!
- No, poking someone with your pencil does not count as your kind action for the day.
- Let's not drink the water if it's brown.
- No, you may not bring the fly gun into the classroom.
- Quick, trap the wasp in the window!
- We don’t chase lizards during a quiz.
Stay tuned for the funniest things kids have said to me here so far.