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- Take that basil out of your nose.
- (Calmly) Drop the dead mouse and wash your hands.
- Don’t lick the paper off the floor.
- Quick, throw the beanbag on the spider!
- No, poking someone with your pencil does not count as your kind action for the day.
- Let's not drink the water if it's brown.
- No, you may not bring the fly gun into the classroom.
- Quick, trap the wasp in the window!
- We don’t chase lizards during a quiz.
Stay tuned for the funniest things kids have said to me here so far.